Okay, so you know those e-mail "Getting to Know You" quizzes that you see every once in awhile? I've sent some. I've responded to some. Most of the time, they are fun and informative.
I have found the surefire way to "get to know my friends". Better than I've ever known them before.
In one simple, multiple-choice question.
You have two snack items in the cupboard . . .
A box of Jolly Time Healthy Pop Butter popcorn.
A stray pouch of Jolly Time Mallow Magic, leftover from a Mallow Magic pop gone wrong.
Does adding the Mallow magic marshmallow flavor pouch to the somewhat stale, cardboard-ish, Healthy Pop snack:
a. Simply enhance the flavor to make it edible.
b. Cancel out any healthy benefits from the "Healthy Pop".
c. Ewwww. Marshmallows on popcorn? Are you that desperate?
d. Why didn't you invite me over to help with this experiment? How can you call me a friend?
Your answer in the comments is much anticipated . . .