So, this morning on the way to work, we saw this car . . .
I think it's a neat looking car. So I commented.
"Hey, guys, that's a pretty cool car."
Chance - "Whatever, it's ugly."
Colton - "Yeah, it's ugly."
Chance - "It's a dork-mobile, mom."
Colton - (laughing) "Yeah, a dork-mobile!"
Chance - (after a bit of a pause) "So, you could drive it."
"WHAT!! I'm not a dork!"
Chance - "Yeah, you are."
"What about our car - is it a dork-mobile?"
Chance - "Pretty much."
"So, what do you guys think I should drive?"
Colton - (whispers) "Chance, what kind of cars do we think are cool?" (louder now) "You'd have to drive a hummer - then you'd have a cool-hummer-mobile."
"But this one's paid for - doesn't that make it a little bit cool?"
Chance - "No, no it does not. I'd rather make payments on a Hummer."
Back to the drawing board . . .